Floppy Disk Repair Co. Menu:

4 DA HOMIES
FUCK MARRY KILL $80
Denizen 8 yr Rum, Diplomatico Reserve & Luxardo Maraschino with pineapple, lime juice, passion fruit & guava, serves 6-8
FLORIDA MAN $100
TASTES LIKE: LOSING CONTROL Denizen 8 yr Rum & Pierre Ferrand Sape with orange puree & Daddys Juice. Serves 6-8
Cocktails
ITS YOUR FAULT IM A STRIPPER DADDY
Mezcal Union, Sfumato Rabarbaro, Sarsaparilla Dry Bitters & Coco Milk. Served on the rocks.
COCKTAILS
I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOGOURT
R.H.S. Szechuan W.P. Piggy Back Bourbon, Rondo Spritz & Bruto Americano with lemon juice, Montenegro, Benny, orange cream & Szechuan Tincture
FANCY FUCK DELICACIES
BOUJEE CAR BOMB $20
Jameson Whiskey, Red Breast 12 Year Irish Whiskey, Cream, Simple Syrup and Stout beer of the servers choice. Served elegantly as a drop shot.
THE ALTAR BOY $28
Clase Azul Reposado, Grand Marnier 100, Lime Juice, Agave Nectar, Garnished with 14k Gold leaf. Served on the rocks.
FANCY FUCK OLD FASHIONEDS
THE NEW AUSTIN $22
TASTES LIKE: CRISLIT OUT & ITS THE DAY MY CAR DIED R.J.S. Black Truffle Titos & Duck Fat Demerara
BOOZE CAR BOMB $25
TASTES LIKE: KISS OF A DRUNKEN GYPSY Redbreast 12 & Jameson with vermouth, simple & Left Hand Nitro
ALTER BOY $40
TASTES LIKE: JESUS COMES FROM WITHIN Cincoro Reposado & G.R. Cuvee de Centenaire with lime juice, agave & 14k Gold Leaf
TRUE ROMANCE $46
TASTES LIKE: YOUR 30th BIRTHDAY Double pour of Scotch paired with a PAYDAY candy bar
THE YIPSTER $150
Personal bottle of Veuve Clicquot & Pierre Ferrand Reserve Cognac with lemon juice & Demerara Simple
FOR MY HOMIES
VIPSTER $240
Pierre Ferrand 20 Year Cognac, Fresh Lemon Juice & Housemade Simple Syrup. Served with a bottle of Vueve Cliquot Champagne. Serves 4.
FUCK ONE KILL ONE MARRY ONE $80
Flor De Cana 4 Year Old, Ron Zacapa Centenario, Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur, Pineapple, Passion Fruit, Agave. Serves 6-8.
FRESHMAN EXPERIMENTATION
TASTES LIKE YOUR ROOMATE
Cimmaron Vodka with Lemon Hibiscus Tea Simple, grapefruit juice, Staters Gentian, lemon juice & malic acid
HAPPY HOUR
PINKY DOWN DRINKS $5
ALL THE BEERS $4
HOUSE OLD FASHIONEDS
OGOF
TASTES LIKE: WHAM! IT LIKE I TALK IT Abasolo & Ojo de Tigre Mezcal with agave, orange & Angostura
187
TASTES LIKE: CHALK LINES Ojo de Tigre Mezcal & Cincoro Reposado with grilled pineapple simple & Habanero Mole Tincture
SUNDAY BBQ
TASTES LIKE: WAD Still Austin Bourbon, Still Austin Rye with turbinado, orange & Angostura
PEEWEE HERMAN
TASTES LIKE: EXTRA BITTER, PLEASE Lairds Apple Brandy & Evan Williams B.I.B. with cinnamon simple & Jerry Thomas Decanter Bitters
JELLO SHOTS
BILL COSBY
TASTES LIKE: 4-E-L-O NOT QUUALUDES Bonded Whisky and Angostura Bitters.
A HOLE IS A HOLE
TASTES LIKE: WELL THE LUBE IS STRAWBERRY FLAVORED House Infused Peach Mellowcorn Whiskey and Spice.
20 IS 20
TASTES LIKE: BRIT WHAT? Real Espresso, Vodka, Amaro and Irish Creme.
MURDER SHE WROTE
TASTES LIKE: I HOPE THE MURDERER WINS Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka and House Made Blueberry Syrup.
PINKY UP COCKTAILS
FRESHMAN EXPERIMENTATION
TASTES LIKE: YOUR ROOMMATE Community Vodka with Lemon Hibiscus Tea, Simple, grapefruit juice, Salers Gentiane, lemon juice & mint
DO ME JANE FONDLE
TASTES LIKE: LICKY LICKY SUCKY SUCKY Housemade Peach St. Still Austin bourbon with lemon juice, Habenero Tincture & whole egg
IM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
TASTES LIKE: I NEVER DO THIS I PROMISE Community Vodka & St. George Pear with Demerara simple & soda
GOOD BOY
TASTES LIKE: DO WHAT DADDY TELLS YOU Denizen 3 yr Rum with Nuxal Montenegro Amaro, lemon juice & Honey bacon simple
GLORY HOLE
TASTES LIKE: YOULL NEVER SEE ME CUMING Denizen 3 yr Rum, Denizen Dark Rum, Paranaubes & Smoked pineapple juice
DR DONALD CLINE
TASTES LIKE: OOPS I BANGED MY MOTHER Aquafaba, strawberry & lemon
TEA BAG
TASTES LIKE: A QUICK DIP Lalo Tequila & Giffard Hibiscus Liqueur with Lemon & Hibiscus Mint syrup
ASHLEY MADISON
TASTES LIKE: DOUBLE MURDER-SUICIDE Ojo de Tigre Mezcal & Tequila Ocho Plata with passion fruit syrup, lemon & Bowsers Cum Tincture
CASEY ANTHONY
TASTES LIKE: FREEDOM Still Austin Gin with Honey lime Vinaigrette, orange flower water, cucumber mint simple & egg white
CHOKE ME
TASTES LIKE: WHAT A WAY TO GO Mezcal Union & Ojo de Tigre Mezcal with lemon juice, Nixta & Smoked Mesquite Honey
I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOGURT
TASTES LIKE: AUSTIN WAS BETTER IN THE 90S R.H.S. Szechuan W.P. Piggy Back Bourbon, Rondo Spritz & Bruto Americano with lemon juice, Montenegro, Benny, orange cream & Szechuan Tincture
YOUR ROOMMATE
TASTES LIKE: FRESHMAN EXPERIMENTATION
THE JANE FONDLE
TASTES LIKE: LICKY LICKY, SUCKY SUCKY
SOBER SILLY SALLIES
NECROFEELYA
TASTES LIKE: SHE COULDNT RESIST O4 Oxygen Water with mango puree, Nunn orange juice & Birch Bark soda
GINGER LOVE
TASTES LIKE: A HUG O4 Oxygen Water & Purely Whey with ginger juice, lemon juice & ginger beer
DIES WHILE DREAMING
TASTES LIKE: OOPS I FROGOT MY SAFE WORD O4 Oxygen Water & lime juice with Nunn grape soda
JONBENET ON A SUNNY DAY
TASTES LIKE: BARBIE READY TO HAVE MORE FUN O4 Oxygen Water with lemon lime soda, coconut sparkling water & lime juice
LIQUID DEATH $4
STEPDAD CLASSICS
RACKETEER
Old Overholt Rye, Mezcal Union, Carpano Antica, Yellow Chartreuse, Benedictine & Peychaud’s Bitters. Stirred and served up in a laphroig rinsed glass.
BOULEVARDIER 20
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Suze, Meletti & Cynar. Served over fat ice.
MEZCAL OLD FASHIONED
Olmeca Altos Reposado, Mezcal Union, Agave, Orange & Angostura Bitters. Served over fat ice.
VIEUX CARRE
Old Overholt Rye, Hennessey, Carpano Antica, Benedictine With Peychaud’s & Angostura Bitters. Served over fat ice.
BLACK MANHATTAN
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Averna, Luxardo Cherry & Angostura Bitters. Stirred and served up.
BIJOU
Hendrix Gin, Green Chartreuse, Carpano Antica & Orange Bitters. Stirred and served up.
CORPSE REVIVER THE SEQUEL
Boodles Gin, Cocchi Americano, Cointreau & Lemon. Stirred and served up in an absinthe rinsed glass.
PENICILLIN
Monkey Shoulder Scotch, Ginger, Honey and Lemon. Served over fat ice in a laphroig rinsed glass.
SAZERAC
Overholdt Rye, Simple Syrup & Peychauds. Served up in an absinthe rinsed glass.
STEPDADS CLASSICS
WHITE NEGRONI
TASTES LIKE: CLAPPING ON 1 AND 3 Still Austin Gin with Lillet, Luxardo Bianco & lime oil
More Food, Beverages & Desserts
2 REDS 1 CUP
Mezcal Union, Campari, Amaro Nonino & Lime Bitters. Stirred and served up.
3 PRIESTS AND A BABY
Lemongrass Shochu, Deep Eddy Vodka, Lillet Blanc & Salt Tincture. Stirred and served up.
FRESHMEN EXPERIMENTATION
Titos Vodka, Hibiscus Tea, Grapefruit, Salers Gentiane & Lemon. Served on the rocks.
ILL NEVER CALL YOU DAD BRIAN
El Silencio Mezcal, Trader Vics Macadamia Nut Liqueur, Lime & Salt Tincture. Shaken and served up.
LIFE IN SAN ANTONIO
Old Grand Dad Bonded Bourbon, Hoodoo Chicory Liqueur, Lime, Demerara & Angostura Bitters. Shaken and served up.
SIDEWALK LOVE
Santa Teresa 1796 Rum, Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum, Cinnamon & Lime. Shaken and served up.
DO THE JANE FONDLE
House Infused Peach Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Lemon
Man In My Cup Purpledrank
Denizen White Rum with cinnamon syrup, lime juice & grape soda
BASIC BITCH
Community Vodka with blueberry syrup, lime juice, Habanero Tincture, mint & ginger beer
STICKY FINGERS
Rumhaven Coconut Rum & Paranubes Rum with lime juice, cinnamon simple & lemongrass
ANAL SUNDAYS
Denizen 8 Year Rum with pineapple juice, Coco Lopez & lime juice
GARYS SPICY FIRE CROTCH MARGARITA
Teremana & Rio Grande Orange, lime juice, serrano peppers & ginger beer
RUMSPRINGA
House Buttered Denizen Dark Rum with Captain Crunch syrup & Mommys Milk
THESE TRIX ARE NOT FOR KIDS
Denizen 3 Year Rum with Trix syrup & Mommys Milk
IM IN LOVE WITH THE COCOA
Housemade Banana Cognac & Seven Tails Brandy w/ Trix syrup & Mommys Milk
LEAN IN MY CUP PURPLEDRANK
TASTES LIKE: PAUL WALLS WORLD SERIES GRILLZ Denizen White Rum with cinnamon syrup, lime juice & grape soda
LEAN PURPLEDANK
(TASTE LIKE POPPIN, TRUNK AND BANGIN SCREW) FLOR DE CANA GOLD RUM, CINNAMON SYRUP, LIME JUICE, AND PURP SERVED ELEGANTLY IN A STYROFOAM CUP
MY TRIX ARE NOT FOR YOUR KIDS
(TASTE LIKE IT AINT MY KIDS SO IT AINT MY PROBLEM) CANA BRAVA WHITE RUM AND TRIX INFUSED WHOLE MILK SERVED WITH A SIDE OF TRIX
IM IN LOVE WITH A COCOA
(TASTE LIKE I NEED A LITTLE CREAM IN MY COFFEE IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN) BANANA INFUSED COGNAC AND COCOA PUFF INFUSED WHOLE MILK SERVED WITH A SIDE OF COCOA PUFFS
AND A BANANA COGNAC BITCH
(TASTE LIKE WHAT THE FIVE FINGERS SAID TO THE FACE) BANANA INFUSED COGNAC, CHILI-LIQUEUR, ORGEAT, AND COCOA WHOLE MILK SERVED WITH A SIDE OF COCOA PUFFS
NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKED MIRANDA
(TASTE LIKE HAVING A CRUSH ON YOUR COUSIN) CITRUS VODKA, CRANBERRY LIQUEUR, AND LIME
NIPPLE CLAMP
(TASTES LIKE GIVE ME THAT MILK MOMMY) NATES DAIRY-FREE ALMOND MILK PUNCH
ANAL SUNDAYS AKA PINA COLADA
(TASTE LIKE SPRING BREAK FOREVER) DARK RUM, PINEAPPLE JUICE, COCO LOPEZ, AND LIME
THE BILL COSBY
AKA OLD-FASHIONED JELLO SHOT
SUCK MY YELP
NEGRONI JELLO SHOT
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