Dicks Last Resort – San Antonio Menu:

SideS
Fresh STEAMeD Broccoli $4.99
tateR toTs CORA $4.99
SoUTHERN STYLE $4.99
REDSKIN MASHED $4.99
MASHZD POTATOES ADD $2.00
FRYS ADD $2.00
CHIli CHEEZ FRYS
The Green Stuff
Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad $16.99
Figure it out, Genius!
GRILLED CHICKY CAESAR SALAD $17.99
Figure it out, Genius!
STREET SALAD $16.99
Street Corn Salad that is Grilled Corn
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chick t REAST $6.99
ShRIAAP $6.99
ORK Ries HALF SLAD $12.99
uLLED Pork $6.99
HUGE 12 WIENBR $6.99
House Or ceasar Salad $5.99
More GRUBI
DOLL
Volupluou: Grilled, Blackened,
BBQ Fryd Chicky Breasts_
Served with sides. 20 . chich chick: Fry “d Chicky Breasts Smothered in Jalapeno Gravy Served with 2 sides. 21 .
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DICK$ HUGE
12″ WIENER
12″ WIENER
Like em Long? Trya our Meaty,
Mouth Watering Ultra-Tasty $17.99
12 Incher on Bun_ Served with Chili Cheez and Onion just Plain Naked? Served with side.
PORK CHOPS
2 Seasoned Bone in Pork Chops Grilled. Served with 2 sides. 21.
DICK$ BIG PIG $1700
BBQ Sauce Pulled Pork To8red ` with Carolina Served with side.
BuRGER
Meal, Bacon Cheez, all the Fixins!
Served wilh sides
17.0 @Ba CoMBO
@Ba CoMBO $24.99
Pulled Pork, Chicky Wings, Pork Ribs, with Slaw side.
BABY BACK RIBS $20.49
Served with Slaw n 1 side. Half rack 21 40 Full rack
SIDES
FRESH STEAMED BROCCOLI $5.99
GREEN BEANS $5.99
HOUSE OR CAESAR SALAD $6.99
GRILLED CORN ON THE COB $5.99
WITH A SWEET CREOLE BUTTER
CHEDDAR RED SKIN MASHED POTATOES $5.99
FRYS OR TATER TOTS $5.99
LOADED WITH CHILI “N” CHEEZ
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$99
$99
Pork Ribs HALF SLAB
CHICKY LICKY GOOD
ThE DolLy $21.49
Voluptuous Grillod, Blackonod, BDQ or Fryd Chicky Broasta. Sorvod with 2 ldos.
CHICKY FRYD CHICKY $22.49
Fry”d Chicky Breasts Smothorad in Jalapoio Gravy: Sorvod wlth 2 oldos.
BUFFALO CHICKY TACO $18.99
uffalo Chicky Tondor on Iop ofalittlo Shreddod Romaino Lolfuco, Dicod Tomatoos, Mixod Chooz, Inch n Buffalo Sauco Drzzlod for good Moasuro, on Flour Tortillas. Sorvod with Chips n Quoso.
(FORE} CRUBI Yes More Entrees;, Just Fer Yer:
DICK$ BIG PIG $18.99
Pulled Pork Toppod wilh Carolina BBQ Sauco n Slaw. Sorved with sido.
HAWAIIAN P.i.G. TACO $18.99
Alohal Our Dolicious Pullod Pork on Top ofa Bod of Croamy Slaw n Tropical Sauco, Drizzled with Ling Ling BBQ Sauco all on Flour Tortillas. Sorvod with Chips n Quoso.
Sorvod wilh Slaw n sido. Half rack 22.49 Full rack $27.49
RIBS N WING $24.99
Pork Ribs n Buffalo Chicky” Wings. Sorvod with sido.
Dick$ HUGE 12″ WIENER $18.99
Liko om Long? Try our Moaty; Mouth Watoring Ultra-Tasty 12 Inchor on & Bun: Sorved with Chili, Chooz n Onion or just Plain Nakodl Sorvod with sido.
PASTAMIA
MAMA Dicks MAC N CHEEZ $18.49
Cavatappi Pasta n Bacon Tossed with a Threo Chooz Blond, add Grillod Chicky for 5.00 or Stoak ” for .0o
RicaS NOI SO FAMOUS Chicky ALFREDO $20
grilled or Blackenod Chicky Broast on iop ofa bod of Fotfuccino, wilh Homomad
SHOW “EM YER BOOZE”
SQUEEZE MY LEMONADE
Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka with fresh lemons and Sprite.
FROOTIE TOOTIE
Captain Morgan Coconut Rum, DeKuyper Banana Liqueur, pineapple juice and strawberry puree.
TRASHCAN PUNCH
For light weights
ORANGE CRUSH
Deep Eddy Vodka, Triple Sec, orange juice and Sprite, all garnished with orange slices.
MARGS “N” MULES
LIL” DICK MARGARITA”
El Jimador Tequila, Gran Gala and premium citrus sour.
STRAWBERRY MARGARITA
Feeling fruity? We add pureed strawberries to our Lil
AMERICAN MULE
Deep Eddy Vodka, fresh limes, pure cane syrup and ginger beer.
MEXICAN MULE
This is one S.O.B Mule (South of the Border) El Jimador Tequila, fresh limes, pure cane syrup and ginger beer.
DICK”S MO GEE TOR”
Cruzan Light, Lime Juice, Soda and Simple Syrup
Drinks
Dos Rita $28.99
Our signature Margarita with El Jimador Tequila and topped off with a 12oz. Dos Equis Lager.
Fireball $4.00
Dos Equis Draft $8.50
24 oz
Sauza Hornitos $9.00
Single
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45oz FUN BOWL
PUNCH DRUNK $25.99
This one sure packs a PUNCH with Cruzan Hurricane Proof, Grain Alcohol and our secret fruit punch recipe.
BIG DICK SUPER MARGARITA $26.99
Go BIG or Go HOME! Sauza Plata Tequila and premium citrus sour.
BASIC B!%#H $28.99
Deep Eddy Vodka, Sour, Triple Sec, Simple syrup Topped with a White Claw.
REDS
SANTA RITA 120 CABERNET $7.25
SANTA RITA 120 PINOT NOIR $7.25
GNARLY HEAD AUTHENTIC RED BLEND $9.00
TWISTED CABERNET $6.25 | $21.00
BELLE AMBIANCE PINOT NOIR $6.75 | $25.00
GNARLY HEAD $8.00 | $27.00
AUTHENTIC RED BLEND $8.00 | $27.00
WHITES
SANTA RITA 120 CHARDONNAY $7.25
GNARLY HEAD CHARDONNAY $9.00
GNARLY HEAD SAUVIGNON BLANC $9.00
TWISTED CHARDONNAY $6.25 | $21.00
GNARLY HEAD CHARDONNAY $8.00 | $27.00
BELLE AMBIANCE PINOT GRIGIO $6.75 | $25.00
TWISTED MOSCATO $6.25 | $21.00
TWISTED CHARDONNAY $6.25 | $21.00
GNARLY HEAD CHARDONNAY $8.00 | $27.00
BELLE AMBIANCE PINOT GRIGIO $6.75 | $25.00
TWISTED MOSCATO $6.25 | $21.00
PINK
RELAX PINK ROSE $7.25
SHOOTER GLASS
TRASHCAN SHOOTER
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CAKE BY THE OCEAN SHOT $8.00
If you haven
THE BJ SHOT $8.00
Hands behind your back and no teeth. Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream Whiskey and whipped cream.
LEMON “DROP IT LIKE IT $8.00
Ice Cold Draft Beer
14oz or 24oz Pint Glass
Ice Cold Draft Beer. Ask about our current draft selection.
Bottled Beers
Budweiser
Bud Light
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Michelob Ultra
Corona
Dos Equis
Heineken
Sam Adams
Goose Island IPA
Angry Orchard
Fat Tire
Stella Artois
Blue Moon
Shiner
Modelo Especial
White Claw
Dogfish 60 Min
Guinness
(Big Beer)
PBR
(Big Beer)
Moonshine “n” 20oz Mason Jar
SUCKER PUNCH $11.00
Ole Smoky White Lightning Moonshine and Hunch Punch Moonshine with strawberry lemonade. This one will sneak up and hit you where it hurts!
DICK”S RED ROCKET” $11.00
Ole Smoky White Lightning with Raspberry, Blue Curacao, lemonade and Sprite. Topped off with Grenadine. Get ready for Launch!
MONEY MAKER
Makers Mark and Peach Schnapps
DICK”S ICED TEA”
Ole Smoky White Lightning Moonshine and Cruzan Hurricane Proof and Gin with lemon sour topped with Coke. This is how Dick likes his Iced Tea.
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Sammies “n” Salads
Bacon Cheddar Burger $13.99
Meat
Grilled Chicky Caesar $13.49
Figure it out, genius!
Salads
Steakhouse Chopped Salad $16.99
Grilled sirloin, crisp salad greenz, tomatoes,umbers, red onions, roasted corn, artichoke hearts, Kalamata olives, feta cheez w/ our homemade creamy oregano dressing.
Apple Pecan Chicky Salad $13.99
Grilled chicky
Sub Salad $11.99
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House Salad $29.98
FOR YER SWEET TOOTH
EXTREME BROWNIE MELTDOWN $7.4
Fudge brownie topped w/ a whole Hershey Bar
NOT-YER-MAMA”S CHEESECAKE” $6.99
Rich “n” creamy w/ a strawberry drizzle
COWLICIOUS
NY STRIP $26.99
The Classic 1Zo2 cut Grilledto Perfection Servedwith 2 sides
Make # Surf n Turf with 3 Shrimpies for 7.99 or Double Shrimpies odd $12.99
OLESMOKY MOONSHINE STEAK $25.99
AMouthwetering 18 hour Moonshine Marinoted IZoz Sirloin Served with 2 %ides
Make # Surf nTurf with 3 Shrimpies for 7.99 or Double Shrimpies add $12.98
COUNTRY FryD STEAK $22.99
Smothered in Jolapeno Gravy: Served with 2 sides BACON CHEZDAR Bur Ger –
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Crenn $4.00
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Twath a H” Old Boy Serred $05
DADDY Tater Tots wath Guesa Bace Busket $19.99
$115.49
WINGS saket” MOTHA ClucKin Goop chicky WIN
Me e Aanesan BbQ $6
FRYD PICKLE $2.99
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CHEEZ STICK $11.99
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Dick$ SAMPLER PLAITA 2,30 09s52588+- $61
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GRUBI Tese are Entrees in case yer wonderin:
FEELIN FRYD FISHY? $22.99
ICor of Fry”d Faky Hounder with Homemade Tortor Saure for Smotherin i#fyolike Kh o Fony Laron Wedge.
GRILLED SALMON $22.99
Bor Salon Flet Grilled”n Topped with Peach Salsa Served with 2 sides
FRYD SHRIMPIE $22.99
Jumbo Fyd ShrimpiesServed with ] side.
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FISH N Chi $19.49
Lightly Battered n Fryd. Served with side.
Grilled ASIAN 54lMon=
6oz. Salmon Filet Marinated in
Asian Spices n Grilled: $20
Served with 2 sides.
BUFFALO ShRIMpies $21.49
Fryd Shrimpies Tossed in Buffalo Sauce for a Little Kick. Served with side.
FrYD SHRIMPIES-
Jumbo Fryd Shrimpies. Served with side. 20e
STEAK N SHRIMPIES
6oz. Sirloin n
Jumbo Shrimpies
(Grilled or Fry d):
(Grilled or Fry d): $22.99
Served with 2 sides.
NY STRIP $24.99
The Classic 120z. cut Grilled to Perfection. Served with 2 sides.
GRILLeD SIRLOIN $22.99
120z. Sirloin topped with Garlic Butter: Served with 2 sides.
Smothered in Jalapeno Gravy: $20.99
Served with 2 sides.
Three Cheez Blend: $7.00
17 add Grilled Chicky for 3.00 or Steok” for
HALF BAKED chicky
Slow Roasted Half Chicky Served Plain; BB0 or with our House Made
Availble Apm untilwerun ouf:
Senvedwith 2.ides: 19-
HARRYS Nonso
FAMous chicky ALFREDO grilled or Blackened chicky Breasi on Iop of a bed of
Homemade Alfredo sauce_ $99
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BUFFALO ShRIMpIes
Fryd Shrimpies Tossed in Buffalo Sauce for a Little Kick. NAchOS Served with side. 21.49 like the Macho Nachos but not really: Cheez, Pulled Pork, BBQ Sauce, FRYD SHRIMPIES 16.49 Jumbo Fryd Shrimpies:
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Served with side. 20.99 Tater Tots for 3.00 INACH KALE Artichoke RIp _ STEAK N SHRIMPIES got Kale it must be good for yal Served 6oz. Sirloin n th Tortilla Chips. 13.49 Jumbo Shrimpies (Grilled or Fry d):
(Grilled or Fry d):
EPPERONI Flatbread Served with 2 sides. lat Breod Topped with Pepperoni, 22.99 11.99 Kozzarella Cheez; n Marinara Sauce:
NY STRIP $24.99
The Classic 120z. cut Grilled to Perfection. SAMPLER Served with 2 sides.
PLATTA” GRILLEd_SIRLOIN $22.99
Chicky Tenders 120z. Sirloin topped with Garlic Butter: Fry a Pickle Chips, Served with 2 sides.
Buffalo wings $20.99
Cheez Sticks: COUNTRY FRYD STEAK (Serves 4-61 Smothered in Jalapeno Gravy: 22.99 Served with 2 sides.
Cavatappi Pasta n $7.00
MOTHA CLUCKIN Good Bacon Tossed with a chickY WINGS Three Cheez Blend: We do em with Bones or Vithoub 17.4 Fryd Yer woy n Served Ploinon add Grilled Chicky Sauced Buffale; Garlic Pormeson; for 3.00 BBC; or Old Bay (bone-in only or Steok for
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Bucket 17.49 HALF BAKED chicky Slow Roasted Half Chicky Served Plain; BB0 or with our House Made
Garlic Parm Sauce
Availble Apm until werun out_ CHEEZ stcks Senvedwith 2.ides: 19 Ooey Gooey Fryd goodness: 10.9s
EAVARIAA PRETZEL HARRYS Nonso
Ooz- Bavarian Pretzel: Served with Cheez Dip FAMous Spicy Mustard: 13 chicky ALFREDO grilled er Blackened chicky Breast on fOP of bed of
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Jumbo Shrimpies
(Grilled or Fry d):
(Grilled or Fry d): $22.99
Served with 2 sides.
NY STRIP $24.99
The Classic I2oz. cut Grilled to Perfection: Served with 2 sides.
GRILLEd_SIRLOIN $22.99
120z. Sirloin topped with Garlic Butter: Served with 2 sides.
Smothered in Jalapeno Gravy $20.99
Served with 2 sides.
Three Cheez Blend: $7.00
17.49 add Grilled Chicky” for 3.Oo or Sieak for
HALF BAKED chicky
Slow Roasted Half Chicky Served Plain; BB0 or with our House Made
Garlic Parm Sauce $19
Availble Apm until werun out_ Senvedwith 2.ides:
HARRYS Nonso
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Homemade Alfredo sauce $99
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Frya a Pickle Chips,
Cheez Stickks: $61
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(Serves 4-61 $22.99
CHICKY WINGS
We c0 em with Bones or Vithoub Fry a Yer Woy Served Plainor
Sauced: Buffale; Carlic Pormezon;
BBC, or old Boy (bone-in only
Basket 1299 $17.49
Bucket
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BAVARIAN PRETZEL
IOoz: Bavorian Pretzel: Served with Cheez Dip
Like You Wish Yed
Mama mede em
Entrees
FISH “N” CHIPS $19.49
Lightly Battered “n” Fry”d.”
GRILLED ASIAN SALMON $20.99
6oz. Salmon Filet Marinated in Asian Spices “n” Grilled.
BUFFALO SHRIMPIES $21.49
Fry”d Shrimpies Tossed in Buffalo Sauce for a Little Kick.”
FRY”D SHRIMPIES” $20.99
Jumbo Fry”d Shrimpies.”
DINNER
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LoM {OurTrv BOIL muscls. snor crab cluster, andouille s4usag8, shamdic, corn on the cob_ vith roasted pota [Ors 20.99 food for one Docbie 5″6825 fr (wo
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Smrimb-A-PaLoOzA shrimpies: pecl-n-eat shrinpies, 3 Erilled_ j”d fresh stcamed broccoli. 17.99 xrimples with rice
FRy D SHRIMPIs $16.99
Jumbo hand breaded fryd shrimpies with frys on the Eidc.
Baja Fish tacos $20.99
Thi Fo flour tortillat dressed with falapeno lime mayo, cpoculi 0 nyd cod: topped with fresh pineapple salsa side 0l black beans yellow rice 14,99 Served With captN Dick5 Seafood PLATTA crabby Js, “n beer-battered cod. Served Fryd shrimpies_ w th fys “n slaw:
CRAB Legs
Sv cet n juicy clusters dusted in Old Bay: Served with frys: MKT SLAXD SaLMOn”
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Salmon fillet grilled and topped with pineapple salsa.
Coz $18.99
Served with rice n roasted aspzragus:
Fa 8CKiPs” $17.49
Beer-battered n fryd fish with frys
Go_n9y` Fish”
Fryd goldy hrows; with Erys. 15.99 CRaEEY CakAE a lot of crab meat! “NEW & IMPROVED Wich
“NEW & IMPROVED Wich $1.50
Full 0 crab beauties served with rice n fresh steamed broccoli. 21.99 MAMA dicks MAC N CHEEZ Three cheez blend with a little kick tossed with cavatappi pasta “n bacs 4444,99 Fadd grilled chicky for
The DOLLI $16.99
Volupiuous grilled chicky zreasts served with rice fresh steamed broccoli:
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Low [OumTry BOUL snow crab cluster; andouille suage; Shampic, Inuacl. corn on the cob- with roasted potatocs food for one 20.99 Rucket
SKrind-A-Dalooza $99
36 / shrimpies. peel-n-eat shrinpies, Erilled fresh stcamed broccoli. 17.99 arimples with rice chicky FrYD chicKY FRyd SHRIMPIes smothered in jalapeno gravy Served breaded fryd shrimpies with (rys on the Fryd chicky breasts Tresh seasoned Ereen beans 17.99 Jumbo hand mashed taters sidc. 16.99 with Baja Fish tacos STEAK “N” Strghringies (grilled or ryd) scrved with tortillat dressed with jalapeno lime mayo, 6oz sirloin *n jumbo shrimpies Tahla ~onnour chockefull 0 Tryd cod. topped with (resh pineapple salsa. green beans- 19.99 side of black beans yellow rice. 14,
Served wvith $20.99
BBO COMBO capTr Dick5 SeafoOd PLATTA Pulled pork, chicky wings, pork ribs;all with slaw beer-battered cod. Served frys. 19.99 Fryd shrimpies, crabby JIs, w th f-ys slaw
RIBS N WINGS $19.99
Legs” buffalo chicky wings. Served with frys:
CRAB Pork ribs n
Sv cet n juicy clusters dusted in Old Bay: Served RIBS” BUBBAS BABY BACK with frys: MKT Half rack with frys n slaw: 16.99 SLaxD SaLMON Full rack with frys n slaw: 21.99 Salmon fillet grilled and topped with pineapple salsa.
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Served with rice n roasted aspzragus: 18.99 120z sirloin topped with bleu cheez bacon butter, served NsX 4 Ckips with asparagus mashed taters. 20.99 Beer-battered n fryd fish with frys 17.49 691b-ca*tfish”
691b-ca*tfish” $15.99
Fryd goldy hrowE; with Erys.
CraeEY CakEr $1.50
“NEW & IMPROVED With a lot of crab meat! with rice n fresh Full 0 crab beauties served steamed broccoli. 21.99 MamA dick”5 Mac N CHEEZ Three cheez blend with a little kick tossed with ciatappi pasta n bac614,99 Gdd grilled chicky for
The DOLLY
Voluptuous grilled chicky ereasts served with rice fresh steamed broccoli: 16.99 Ribs “N Wings
Seafood
CAPT”N DICK”S SEAFOOD PLATTA $20.99
Fry
chicky FrYD chicKY
STEAK “N SHRImps” $19.99
Sryd) served with sirloin n jumbo shrimpies (grilled o 60z green beans. 19.99 BBQ COMBO pork ribs; all with slaw n Pulled pork, chicky wings, Irys. 19.99 RIBs N WINGS buffalo chicky wings Served with frys-
BUBBAS BABY BACK RIBS” $21.99
Half rack with frys n slaw: 16.99 Full rack with frys n slaw:
GrILLed SIRLOIN” $99
120z sirloin topped with bleu cheez bacon butter, served E t na 30
FOR YER FINGERS
DICK”S SAMPLA PLATTA”
chikin tenders
WICKED GATOR $9.99
DRUNKEN SHRIMP COCKTAIL $10.49
1/2 LB
FRY”D PICKLE CHIPS” $8.99
CHEEZ STICKS $8.49
CRABBY BALLS $8.99
DON $10.99
CHIKIN TENDERS $9.49
REDNECK FONDUE $9.99
MACHO NACHOS $10.99
BBQ NACHOS $12.99
MOTHA CLUCKIN” GOOD CHICKY WINGS” $8.99 | $13.99
Dick”s Picks”
Steak & Shrimps $15.99
Ride”m Cowboy Rib Eye” $18.99
The Dolly
Grilled Chick”y Breast” $10.99
Chick”y Fry”d Chick”y” $11.49
Chikin Tenders $10.49
Firecracker Salmon $17.99
Crabby Cakes $10.99
Burgers
Bacon Cheddar $10.99
Dick”s Cheezy” $9.99
Oink & Moo $11.99
The Kamikaze $11.99
Cheezy Bacon Mac $11.99
Sammiches
Dick”s Big Pig” $9.99
Wrap It Up $9.99
Buffalo Ranch Chick”y Sammich” $10.49
Philly Cheez Steak $10.99
Big Cluckin” Chick”y Sammich $10.99
Buckets O Grub
Bubba Dick”s BBQ Pork Ribs” $19.99 | $14.99
Full Rack 19.99 1/2 Rack 14.99
Fry”d Shrimpies” $9.99
Goldy Fry”d Katfish” $10.99
Fish “n” Chips $10.99
Ribs “n” Wings $13.99
Salad Greenz
Grilled Chick”y Caesar” $10.99
Fry”d Buffalo Chick”y $10.99
Southwest Chick”y” $11.99
FOR YER RUGRATS
CHIKIN TENDERS $5.49
FRY”D SHRIMPIES” $5.99
PORKY PIG RIBS $5.99
CORN DOGGIE $4.99
MAC & CHEESE $3.99
MERICA
Angry Orchard Can $6.75
16oz
Austin East Cider Pineapple $7.00
12oz
Ballast Pt Blonde Can $7.00
12oz
Ballast Pt Mango Even Keel Can $7.00
12oz
Bud Can $5.00
12oz
Bud Light $8.50
32oz
Bud Light Can $5.00
12oz
Coors Light $8.50
32oz
Coors Light Can $5.00
12oz
Fat Tire Can $6.00
12oz
Hi Life Can $5.75
16oz
LoneStar Can $5.75
16oz
Miller Lite $8.50
32oz
Miller Lite Can $5.00
12oz
PBR Can $5.75
16oz
Rahr Blonde Can $6.00
12oz
Sam Lager Can $6.75
16oz
Shiner Lt Blonde Can $6.00
12oz
Twisted Tea Can $7.00
24oz
NoT MERICA
CORONA CAN 16oz $6.75
DOs EQUI $120 | $7 | $6.00
Dos EquiS CAN 240z $8.50
GUINESS CAN $150 | $7 | $8.50
HEINEKEN CAN 120z $6.00
MODELO ESPECIAL CAN 120z $6.00
TECATE CAN $160 | $2 | $6.00
TECATE LT CAN 120z $5.00
Draft Beers
Bud Light
Draft Beer in a Keeper Glass
Dos Equis
Draft Beer in a Keeper Glass
Shiner Bock
Draft Beer in a Keeper Glass
Busted Sandal Slippery Rock IPA
Draft Beer in a Keeper Glass
Michelob Ultra
Draft Beer in a Keeper Glass
Sam Adams Seasonal
Draft Beer in a Keeper Glass
DICK”S DINNA ME JU”
FRY”D SHRIMPIES” $10.99
CHICKY FRYD $16.99
16″
THE DOLLY $15.99
15″
SNOW CRAB LEGS $24.99
FISH-N-CHIPS $16.99
BBQ COMBO $18.99
RIB-N-WINGS $17.99
KATFISH $15.99
RIBEYE $15.99
RIBS $20.99
full 20″
CRAB CAKES $12.99
SHRIMP-A-PALOOZA $16.99
RIBS N CHICK $18.99
RECRACKER SALMON $18.99
SW SALAD $12.99
CAESAR SALAD $11.99
STEAK N. SHRIMP $18.99
SEAFOOD PLATTER $19.99
DICK”S FAVORITES”
TRASHCAN PUNCH
Cruzan 151
FRUITY TOOTIE
Cruzan Coconut Rum, Banana Liqueur, and Strawberry Puree all Magically put together in one curious cocktail.
RASPBERRY CRUSH
Pinnacle Raspberry Vodka, Dekuyper Razzmatazz, Pineapple Juice, and Fresh Squeezed Lemons.
YAKA HULA HICKEY DULA
Say that 3 times holding your tongue! Cruzan Coconut Rum, Pinnacle Mango Vodka, Passion Fruit, and Pineapple.
DICK”S SQUEEZE MY LEMONADE”
Pinnacle Citrus Vodka with Fresh Squeezed Lemons, Limes, and Oranges. Pucker up!
HELLUVA HURRICANE
The Big Easy favorite! Made with Cruzan Light and Dark Rum topped off with a float of Cruzan 151.
THE HILLBILLY SHOOTOUT
Ole Smoky White Lightnin” and Southern Comfort battle it out with Melon and Pineapple!”
FIRERY APPLE
Jim Beam Kentucky Fire and Angry Orchard Hard Cider. Fire in the hole!!
#THESTRUGGLE
Pimacle Raspberry Vodka and Dekuyper Sour Mix, Blue Raspberry…
Spicy Burgers
$11.99
Burger topped with our slow roasted pulled pork, cole slaw, pepperjack cheese, drizzled with golden sauce.
$11.99
Burger topped with fried jalapeños, buffalo sauce and cream cheese.
$11.99
Oey Cheezy Goodness! Mac & cheese on top burger patty topped with cheese sauce, tortilla and bacon crumbles to finish it off.
More Food, Beverages & Desserts
Apple Pecan Chicky Salad $17.99
Grilled Chicky
Ribs “N” Wings $23.99
Pork Ribs “n” Buffalo Chicky Wings. Served with 1 side.
BACON CHEDDAR BURGER $17.99
Meat
BBQ COMBO $24.99
Pulled Pork
BABY BACK RIBS $21.49 | $26.49
Served with Slaw “n” 1 side.
PUNCH DRUNK $25.99
This one sure packs a PUNCH with Cruzan Hurricane Proof, Grain Alcohol and our secret fruit punch recipe.
BIG DICK SUPER MARGARITA $26.99
Go BIG or Go HOME! Sauza Plata Tequila and premium citrus sour.
BASIC B!%#H $28.99
Deep Eddy Vodka, Sour, Triple Sec, Simple syrup Topped with a White Claw.
NACHOS
a like the Macho Nachos but not really. s
SPINACH KALE ARTICHOKE DIP $13.49
got Kale – it must be good for ya! Served with Tortilla Chips.
PEPPERONI FLATBREAD $11.99
Flat Bread Topped with Pepperoni
THE DOLLY $16.99
Voluptuous grilled chicky breasts served with rice “n” fresh steamed broccoli
mashed taters. 20.99 with asparagus
BAJA FISH TACOS $14.99
Three soft flour tortillas dressed with jalapeño lime mayo
BUBBA”S BABY BACK RIBS” $16.99
Half rack with frys “n” slaw
BUBBA”S BABY BACK RIBS” $21.99
Full rack with frys “n” slaw
CRAB LEGS
Sweet “n” juicy clusters dusted in Old Bay. Served with frys.
Island Salmon $18.99
6oz Salmon fillet grilled and topped with pineapple salsa. Served with rice “n” roasted asparagus.
Dick”s Big Meat Challenge” $79.99
Eat two large steaks
CHAMPAGNE SPLITS $4.50
MAD DOG 20/20 $5.00
Bottles O” Beer”
Fry”d Shrimpies” $11.99
Chick”y Fry”d $15
16″ Chick
The Dolly 15″
Snow Crab Legs $24
Fish-N-Chips $1699
BBQ Combo $1899
Rib-N-Wings $1799
Katfish $1599
Ribeye $2099
Ribs $1599
Full 2099
Crab Cakes $1299
Shrimp-a-Palooza $1699
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