Joe Schmoes Menu:

Sundaes
TURTLE $6.95
Vanilla Custard, Chocolate & Caramel Topping, topped with Roasted Pecans, topped with Whipping Cream.
BOYSENBERRY COBBLER $6.95
Vanilla Custard, Pie Crust, Boysenberry Filling, Cheesecake & Cinnamon Streusel topped with Whipping Cream.
BLUEBERRY PEACH COBBLER $6.95
Vanilla Custard, Pie Crust, Blue Berry Peach Filling, Cheesecake & Cinnamon Streusel topped with Whipping Cream.
APPLE PIE $6.95
Vanilla Custard, With a slice of our Fresh Apple Pie topped with Cinnamon Streusel, Caramel topping and Whipping Cream.
Hand-spun Shakes
VANILLA $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
CHOCOLATE $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
STRAWBERRY $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
CARAMEL $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
PEANUT BUTTER $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
CHOCOLATE MINT $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
COOKIES & CREAM $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
APPLE PIE $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
MINT COOKIES & CREAM | ROOT BEER FREEZE $4.95
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with whipping cream.
Concretes
REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUP $5.50
CHOC CHIP COOKIE DOUGH $5.50
OREO COOKIES & CREAM $5.50
HEATH BAR $5.50
Concretes $4.85
Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.
Floats
Old Fashioned Floats $4.95
Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with choice of Keg Root Beer, Coke “Black cow” or Orange Fanta “Creamsicle”
Specialty Dogs
HAND-DIPPED CORN DOG 5.25
Hand-dipped and fried to order.
CHILI CHEESE DOG 5.95
Mustard, Joes Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.
BLEU CHEESE SLAW DOG 5.65
Mustard, with our House bleu cheese slaw.
BABE RUTH DOG 5.65
Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.
CALIFORNIA DOG 6.15
Mustard, cheddar cheese, bacon and guacamole.
TEXAS CHILI DOG 6.15
Mustard, Joes chili, cheddar cheese, onions & fresh fried jalapeños.
L.A. STREET DOG 6.45
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried jalapeños.
CHICAGO DOG 5.65
Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!
SPICY REDNECK DOG 6.45
Mustard on a Bacon wrapped dog topped with spicy chili, coleslaw & fried jalapeños.
MAC N CHEESE DOG 6.45
Mustard on a Bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese, and fresh bacon bits.
Fries, Sides & Slaws
JOES FRESH CUT FRIES 2.50
With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce.
CRINKLE CUT FRIES 2.95
An old-fashioned fry. Quality Yukon potatoes gives this fry a unique flavor. Great for chili cheese fries.
ONION RINGS 3.80
Hand breaded, fresh onion rings. Make it Large add $1
TATER TOTS 2.95
A classic American tot, fried crispy with dipping sauce.
FRESH POTATO CHIPS 2.50
Thin, hand-sliced potatoes. Fried to order with seasoning salt.
CHEESY FRIES 3.10
Your choice of lots of melted cheddar or cheese sauce.
BOWL OF JOES CHILI 5.50
Topped with raw onions on request. Add cheese 50C
CHILI CHEESE FRIES 4.15
Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joes Chili, or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. Make it Large add $1
JOES IRISH NACHOS 4.15
Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. Make it Large add $1
COLESLAWS 2.95
Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.
PIMENTO MAC & CHEESE 3.95
A true Southern favorite.
BROCCOLI SALAD 3.50
Broccoli, grapes, golden raisins and pecans.
POTATO SALAD 3.50
Family recipe, made fresh daily.
SMALL SALAD 2.95
Choice of dressing.
Sandwiches
PASTRAMI or CORNED BEEF STACK 8.25
Steamed Pastrami or Corned Beef, mustard and pickles. Add Cheese 50¢
THE REUBEN 9.25
Corned Beef or Pastrami with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, pickles & Russian dressing
FRENCH DIP 7.95
Served with au jus. Great with onions! Add Cheese 50¢
FRENCH DIP BLEU 8.95
Our French Dip with bleu cheese, grilled onions and horseradish sauce.
FRIED BOLOGNA SANDWICH 6.95
Old fashioned grilled, thick bologna with mayo, lettuce and tomato.
BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN 6.75
Fresh Chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joes seasoning flour, fried and topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw. Served on a wheat or white bun.
CALIFORNIA FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH 7.50
Fresh Chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joes seasoning flour, fried and topped with mayo, pickles, lettuce and tomato. Served on a wheat or white bun.
PATTY MELT 7.75
1/3 lb pound burger with cheddar cheese and grilled onions
TURKEY MELT 8.95
Fresh turkey breast, Swiss cheese, bacon, avocado, tomato and mayo.
Burgers
CLASSIC BURGER $4.75
1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
BACON CHEESEBURGER $6.35
1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER $7.75
Its the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. 1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
CHILI CHEESEBURGER $5.95
Ask for it Joes way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles! 1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
CHICKEN BREAST BURGER $5.95
Grilled fresh chicken breast, lettuce, tomato & mayo. 1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
FISH BURGER $6.95
Icelandic Cod breaded & fried w/ cheese, lettuce, tomato & tartar sauce. 1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
GARDEN BURGER $5.75
Lettuce, tomato, avocado, mayo and cheddar cheese. 1/4lb Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “Joes Dressing”, add onions or pickles on request.
Salads
JOES HOUSE SALAD $6.95
Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.
COBB SALAD $8.95
Turkey breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD $8.95
Southern Fried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.
BBQ CHICKEN RANCH SALAD $8.95
BBQ Chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber, red onions, and topped with fried onion rings.
FRIED CHICKEN WEDGE SALAD $8.45
Crispy fried chicken on a wedge of lettuce w/ bacon, tomato, red onion & bleu cheese crumbles.
CHOOSE YOUR LINK:
ALL AMERICAN DOG (skinless) $4.45
NATURAL CASING ALL-BEEF DOG $4.70
BACON-WRAPPED DOG $5.70
1/4.lb DOG $5.70
PICK YOUR TOPPINGS
Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Dill or Sweet Relish, jalapeños, Sport Peppers, or Pickle Chips
EXTRAS
Cheese $0.50
Pickle Spear $0.25
Cole Slaw $0.75
Sauerkraut $0.75
Chili $1
DOMESTIC FAVORITES
Pabst Blue Ribbon | Coors Light | Michelob Ultra | Bud Light $4.25
DOMESTIC PREMIUM
Blue Moon | Stone IPA | 805 | Big Wave | ACE Pineapple Cider | Nut Brown | Alaskan Amber $5.75
JOES COMBO
Fresh-Cut Fries $4.25
Cole Slaw $4.25
Small Salad $4.25
Fresh Fried Potato Chips $4.25
Single Custard $4.25
DELUXE COMBO
Crinkle-Cut Fries $5.15
Tater Tots $5.15
Onion Rings $5.15
Irish Nachos with Fresh-Cut Fries $5.65
Chili Cheese Fries $6.15
Fountain Drinks
COKE & DIET COKE $2.35
SPRITE $2.35
DR. PEPPER $2.35
DIET DR. PEPPER $2.35
FRESH BREWED ICED TEA $2.35
FRESH BREWED SWEET ICED TEA $2.35
HOUSEMADE FRESH LEMONADE $2.35
ARNOLD PALMER $2.35
Kids Favorites
HOT DOG, CORN DOG, or GRILLED CHEESE $5.75
HAMBURGER $6.50
CHICKEN STRIPS $6.50
Hand-Dipped Specalties
OUR FAMOUS FISH & CHIPS 9.95
Beer battered icelandic cod with choice of side and coleslaw.
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN STRIPS 7.95
4 Strips with your choice of dipping sauce with fries, tots or chips. Includes your choice of these dipping sauces: Mississippi Comeback Sauce, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island, Ranch, Red Ranch, Garlic Ranch or BBQ Sauce.
NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN
HOT CHICKEN SANDWICH 6.95
Southern Fried Hot Chicken Breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce & creamy coleslaw.
HOT CHICKEN SALAD 8.95
Southern Fried Hot Chicken Tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, and cucumber.
CHOOSE YOUR CHICKEN
NASHVILLE CHICKEN TENDERS 7.00
NASHVILLE CHICKEN SLIDERS 7.00
Beverages
KEG ROOT BEER $2.50
Served in an ice-cold mug
More Food, Beverages & Desserts
Hand-Scooped Custard $3.50 | $4.95
Your choice of fresh waffle cone or cup. VANILLA, CHOCOLATE OR 50/50
CHARDONNAY | CABERNET | WHITE ZIN $3.95
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