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The Grouchy Gringo Port Isabel
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The Grouchy Gringo Port Isabel Menu:
GROUCHY SPECIALTIES |
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| FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES | $14 |
| Chili verde waffle, granola encrusted chicken tenders topped with arbol chili maple syrup. | |
| BREAKFAST RELLENO | $14 |
| Two flame grilled poblano peppers stuffed with scrambled eggs, ancho honey bacon, queso fresco and served with hash brown potatoes. Topped with jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| CAJUN BENEDICT | $14 |
| Poached eggs and andouille sausage sit atop a split Pollys biscuit topped with cayenne hollandaise. Served with crispy hash browns. | |
| PADRES POTATOES | $10 |
| A heap of hash browns, smothered in our andouille sausage gravy. Add 2 eggs for only $3. | |
| BBQ SHRIMP & GRITS | $18 |
| A dozen fresh Texas gulf shrimp smothered in a Cajun butter BBQ sauce over cheddar grits. | |
| AVOCADO TOAST | $12 |
| Sliced avocado on whole grain bread, grape tomatoes, over medium egg and jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| BREAKFAST QUESADILLA | $10 |
| A large flour tortilla stuffed with eggs, ham and oodles of cheddar cheese, then covered with our house made salsa. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES | $14 |
| Chili verde waffle, granola encrusted chicken tenders topped with arbol chili maple syrup. | |
| BREAKFAST RELLENO | $14 |
| Two flame grilled poblano peppers stuffed with scrambled eggs, ancho honey bacon, queso fresco and served with hash brown potatoes. Topped with jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| CAJUN BENEDICT | $14 |
| Poached eggs and andouille sausage sit atop a split Pollys biscuit topped with cayenne hollandaise. Served with crispy hash browns. | |
| PADRES POTATOES | $10 |
| A heap of hash browns, smothered in our andouille sausage gravy. Add 2 eggs for only $3. | |
| BBQ SHRIMP & GRITS | $18 |
| A dozen fresh Texas gulf shrimp smothered in a Cajun butter BBQ sauce over cheddar grits. | |
| AVOCADO TOAST | $12 |
| Sliced avocado on whole grain bread, grape tomatoes, over medium egg and jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| BREAKFAST QUESADILLA | $10 |
| A large flour tortilla stuffed with eggs, ham and oodles of cheddar cheese, then covered with our house made salsa. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES | $14 |
| Chili verde waffle, granola encrusted chicken tenders topped with arbol chili maple syrup. | |
| BREAKFAST RELLENO | $14 |
| Two flame grilled poblano peppers stuffed with scrambled eggs, ancho honey bacon, queso fresco and served with hash brown potatoes. Topped with jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| CAJUN BENEDICT | $14 |
| Poached eggs and andouille sausage sit atop a split Pollys biscuit topped with cayenne hollandaise. Served with crispy hash browns. | |
| PADRES POTATOES | $10 |
| A heap of hash browns, smothered in our andouille sausage gravy. Add 2 eggs for only $3. | |
| BBQ SHRIMP & GRITS | $18 |
| A dozen fresh Texas gulf shrimp smothered in a Cajun butter BBQ sauce over cheddar grits. | |
| AVOCADO TOAST | $12 |
| Sliced avocado on whole grain bread, grape tomatoes, over medium egg and jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| BREAKFAST QUESADILLA | $10 |
| A large flour tortilla stuffed with eggs, ham and oodles of cheddar cheese, then covered with our house made salsa. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES | $14 |
| Chili verde waffle, granola encrusted chicken tenders topped with arbol chili maple syrup. | |
| BREAKFAST RELLENO | $14 |
| Two flame grilled poblano peppers stuffed with scrambled eggs, ancho honey bacon, queso fresco and served with hash brown potatoes. Topped with jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| CAJUN BENEDICT | $14 |
| Poached eggs and andouille sausage sit atop a split Pollys biscuit topped with cayenne hollandaise. Served with crispy hash browns. | |
| PADRES POTATOES | $10 |
| A heap of hash browns, smothered in our andouille sausage gravy. Add 2 eggs for only $3. | |
| BBQ SHRIMP & GRITS | $18 |
| A dozen fresh Texas gulf shrimp smothered in a Cajun butter BBQ sauce over cheddar grits. | |
| AVOCADO TOAST | $12 |
| Sliced avocado on whole grain bread, grape tomatoes, over medium egg and jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| BREAKFAST QUESADILLA | $10 |
| A large flour tortilla stuffed with eggs, ham and oodles of cheddar cheese, then covered with our house made salsa. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES | $14 |
| Chili verde waffle, granola encrusted chicken tenders topped with arbol chili maple syrup. | |
| BREAKFAST RELLENO | $14 |
| Two flame grilled poblano peppers stuffed with scrambled eggs, ancho honey bacon, queso fresco and served with hash brown potatoes. Topped with jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| CAJUN BENEDICT | $14 |
| Poached eggs and andouille sausage sit atop a split Pollys biscuit topped with cayenne hollandaise. Served with crispy hash browns. | |
| PADRES POTATOES | $10 |
| A heap of hash browns, smothered in our andouille sausage gravy. Add 2 eggs for only $3. | |
| BBQ SHRIMP & GRITS | $18 |
| A dozen fresh Texas gulf shrimp smothered in a Cajun butter BBQ sauce over cheddar grits. | |
| AVOCADO TOAST | $12 |
| Sliced avocado on whole grain bread, grape tomatoes, over medium egg and jalapeno salted cotija. | |
| BREAKFAST QUESADILLA | $10 |
| A large flour tortilla stuffed with eggs, ham and oodles of cheddar cheese, then covered with our house made salsa. | |
GROUCHY OMELETS |
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| THE VEGGOLET | $12 |
| Spinach, onion, tomato, mushroom, poblano, Gouda and avocado crema. | |
| THE “MURICA” | $10 |
| Country ham and you pick the cheese. | |
| THE RAGIN CAJUN | $14 |
| Chopped andouille sausage, crawfish, fresh blackened Gulf shrimp, Gruyere. Smothered in etouffee (cajun gravy!) | |
| BUILD YOUR OWN | $8 |
| Three eggs plus your choice of: Cheese, onion, tomato, spinach, mushroom, poblano pepper, jalapeno, ancho bacon, andouille sausage, chorizo, country ham for $1 each. | |
| THE VEGGOLET | $12 |
| Spinach, onion, tomato, mushroom, poblano, Gouda and avocado crema. | |
| THE “MURICA” | $10 |
| Country ham and you pick the cheese. | |
| THE RAGIN CAJUN | $14 |
| Chopped andouille sausage, crawfish, fresh blackened Gulf shrimp, Gruyere. Smothered in etouffee (cajun gravy!) | |
| BUILD YOUR OWN | $8 |
| Three eggs plus your choice of: Cheese, onion, tomato, spinach, mushroom, poblano pepper, jalapeno, ancho bacon, andouille sausage, chorizo, country ham for $1 each. | |
| THE VEGGOLET | $12 |
| Spinach, onion, tomato, mushroom, poblano, Gouda and avocado crema. | |
| THE “MURICA” | $10 |
| Country ham and you pick the cheese. | |
| THE RAGIN CAJUN | $14 |
| Chopped andouille sausage, crawfish, fresh blackened Gulf shrimp, Gruyere. Smothered in etouffee (cajun gravy!) | |
| BUILD YOUR OWN | $8 |
| Three eggs plus your choice of: Cheese, onion, tomato, spinach, mushroom, poblano pepper, jalapeno, ancho bacon, andouille sausage, chorizo, country ham for $1 each. | |
| THE VEGGOLET | $12 |
| Spinach, onion, tomato, mushroom, poblano, Gouda and avocado crema. | |
| THE “MURICA” | $10 |
| Country ham and you pick the cheese. | |
| THE RAGIN CAJUN | $14 |
| Chopped andouille sausage, crawfish, fresh blackened Gulf shrimp, Gruyere. Smothered in etouffee (cajun gravy!) | |
| BUILD YOUR OWN | $8 |
| Three eggs plus your choice of: Cheese, onion, tomato, spinach, mushroom, poblano pepper, jalapeno, ancho bacon, andouille sausage, chorizo, country ham for $1 each. | |
THE CLASSICS |
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| THE AMERICANO | $12 |
| Two eggs, your choice of andouille sausage, chorizo or honey ancho bacon. Served with hash browns and toast. | |
| BISCUITS & GRAVY | $10 |
| Two biscuits smothered with our andouille sausage gravy. Add two eggs for $3. | |
| SHORT STACK | $8 |
| Two buttermilk pancakes topped with powdered sugar and arbol chili maple syrup. Add strawberries, blueberries, banana, pecans or chocolate chips for $1 each. Add two eggs for $3. | |
| THE AMERICANO | $12 |
| Two eggs, your choice of andouille sausage, chorizo or honey ancho bacon. Served with hash browns and toast. | |
| BISCUITS & GRAVY | $10 |
| Two biscuits smothered with our andouille sausage gravy. Add two eggs for $3. | |
| SHORT STACK | $8 |
| Two buttermilk pancakes topped with powdered sugar and arbol chili maple syrup. Add strawberries, blueberries, banana, pecans or chocolate chips for $1 each. Add two eggs for $3. | |
| THE AMERICANO | $12 |
| Two eggs, your choice of andouille sausage, chorizo or honey ancho bacon. Served with hash browns and toast. | |
| BISCUITS & GRAVY | $10 |
| Two biscuits smothered with our andouille sausage gravy. Add two eggs for $3. | |
| SHORT STACK | $8 |
| Two buttermilk pancakes topped with powdered sugar and arbol chili maple syrup. Add strawberries, blueberries, banana, pecans or chocolate chips for $1 each. Add two eggs for $3. | |
BREAKFAST SIDES |
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| ANCHO HONEY BACON | $3 |
| CHORIZO | $3 |
| POLLYS BISCUIT | $2 |
| PANCAKE | $3 |
| HASH BROWN POTATOES | $3 |
| ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE GRAVY | $4 |
| EGG (1) | $2 |
| ANCHO HONEY BACON | $3 |
| CHORIZO | $3 |
| POLLYS BISCUIT | $2 |
| PANCAKE | $3 |
| HASH BROWN POTATOES | $3 |
| ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE GRAVY | $4 |
| EGG (1) | $2 |
BEVERAGES |
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| PEPSI PRODUCTS, ICED TEA | $2.75 |
| COFFEE | $1.00 |
ENTREES |
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| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
| MAHI MAHI W/BROWNED BUTTER SHRIMP | $28 |
| 6 oz fresh Mahi fillet, blackened, over garlic smashed red potatoes with 6 grilled Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed diced ancho honey bacon and tomatoes. | |
| PECAN AND ANDOUILLE ENCRUSTED SALMON | $20 |
| 6 oz Atlantic salmon fillet broiled and served with balsamic glazed sprouts, tropical slaw. | |
| NEW ORLEANS BARBECUE SHRIMP | $20 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, sautéed in a savory lemon garlic sauce. Served with asparagus tips and garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN | $18 |
| Marinated chicken breast, pounded thin, double-dredged and fried with andouille sausage gravy. Served over garlic smashed red potatoes. | |
| SHRIMP AND OYSTER BASKET | $14 |
| Deep fried PEI Oysters, Gulf Shrimp and hand cut fries. Served with our famous spicy cocktail sauce. | |
| 12 oz PRIME RIBEYE | $33 |
| Hand-cut, beautifully marbled and reverse seared with clarified garlic butter. Served with smashed potatoes and asparagus tips. | |
SALADS |
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| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
| BLACKENED MAHI | $18 |
| Fresh Mahi, tropical slaw, spring mix, satsuma vinaigrette. | |
| AVOCADO SMOKED SALMON | $18 |
| Smoked Atlantic salmon, avocado, tomato, pomegranate and honey Dijon. | |
| PADRE HOT CHICKEN | $16 |
| Granola encrusted fried chicken strips, habanero molasses, spring mix, carrots, celery, shredded cheddar, with Cajun ranch dressing. | |
| DINNER SALAD | $6 |
| Fresh Greens, carrots, celery, cheddar cheese and your choice of dressing. | |
| CHEESEBURGER SALAD | $14 |
| Two Bayou Burger patties, chopped arbol honey bacon, shredded cheddar, et pickles, onion and tomato. Served with Cajun ranch. | |
GROUCHY KIDS |
|
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
| CHICKEN FINGERS | $8 |
| Pretty accurate description, served with fries. | |
| FISHY FINGERS | $9 |
| Fresh fish sticks, served with fries. | |
| LITTLE GROUCHY SHRIMPS | $10 |
| Fried Texas Gulf shrimp, served with fries. | |
| SLIDERS | $10 |
| Two sliders, served with fries. | |
| MAC N FRIES | $6 |
| We bet your parents steal a bite. | |
GROUCHY PO-BOYS |
|
| CRAB CAKE | $15 |
| Lump crab, dipped in panko and fried. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY | $12 |
| Granola encrusted tenders, house-made chopped sweet pickles and melted Gouda. | |
| BAYOU BURGER | $12 |
| Charbroiled, lean, ground beef patties, ancho honey bacon, cheddar cheese. | |
| OYSTER | $14 |
| PEI oysters, deep fried (not the mountain variety). | |
| FRIED CRAWFISH | $14 |
| Mudbugs dredged in our Voodoo flour and fried. | |
| SHRIMP “YOUR WAY” | $12 |
| You be the Chef and choose grilled, blackened or fried. | |
| CRAB CAKE | $15 |
| Lump crab, dipped in panko and fried. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY | $12 |
| Granola encrusted tenders, house-made chopped sweet pickles and melted Gouda. | |
| BAYOU BURGER | $12 |
| Charbroiled, lean, ground beef patties, ancho honey bacon, cheddar cheese. | |
| OYSTER | $14 |
| PEI oysters, deep fried (not the mountain variety). | |
| FRIED CRAWFISH | $14 |
| Mudbugs dredged in our Voodoo flour and fried. | |
| SHRIMP “YOUR WAY” | $12 |
| You be the Chef and choose grilled, blackened or fried. | |
| CRAB CAKE | $15 |
| Lump crab, dipped in panko and fried. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY | $12 |
| Granola encrusted tenders, house-made chopped sweet pickles and melted Gouda. | |
| BAYOU BURGER | $12 |
| Charbroiled, lean, ground beef patties, ancho honey bacon, cheddar cheese. | |
| OYSTER | $14 |
| PEI oysters, deep fried (not the mountain variety). | |
| FRIED CRAWFISH | $14 |
| Mudbugs dredged in our Voodoo flour and fried. | |
| SHRIMP “YOUR WAY” | $12 |
| You be the Chef and choose grilled, blackened or fried. | |
| CRAB CAKE | $15 |
| Lump crab, dipped in panko and fried. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY | $12 |
| Granola encrusted tenders, house-made chopped sweet pickles and melted Gouda. | |
| BAYOU BURGER | $12 |
| Charbroiled, lean, ground beef patties, ancho honey bacon, cheddar cheese. | |
| OYSTER | $14 |
| PEI oysters, deep fried (not the mountain variety). | |
| FRIED CRAWFISH | $14 |
| Mudbugs dredged in our Voodoo flour and fried. | |
| SHRIMP “YOUR WAY” | $12 |
| You be the Chef and choose grilled, blackened or fried. | |
| CRAB CAKE | $15 |
| Lump crab, dipped in panko and fried. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY | $12 |
| Granola encrusted tenders, house-made chopped sweet pickles and melted Gouda. | |
| BAYOU BURGER | $12 |
| Charbroiled, lean, ground beef patties, ancho honey bacon, cheddar cheese. | |
| OYSTER | $14 |
| PEI oysters, deep fried (not the mountain variety). | |
| FRIED CRAWFISH | $14 |
| Mudbugs dredged in our Voodoo flour and fried. | |
| SHRIMP “YOUR WAY” | $12 |
| You be the Chef and choose grilled, blackened or fried. | |
| CRAB CAKE | $15 |
| Lump crab, dipped in panko and fried. | |
| FRIED CHICKEN SAMMY | $12 |
| Granola encrusted tenders, house-made chopped sweet pickles and melted Gouda. | |
| BAYOU BURGER | $12 |
| Charbroiled, lean, ground beef patties, ancho honey bacon, cheddar cheese. | |
| OYSTER | $14 |
| PEI oysters, deep fried (not the mountain variety). | |
| FRIED CRAWFISH | $14 |
| Mudbugs dredged in our Voodoo flour and fried. | |
| SHRIMP “YOUR WAY” | $12 |
| You be the Chef and choose grilled, blackened or fried. | |
SIDES |
|
| SWEET NEW ORLEANS SLAW | $4 |
| BALSAMIC GLAZED BRUSSEL SPROUTS | $4 |
| GRILLED ASPARAGUS | $4 |
| HAND CUT FRIES | $4 |
| GARLIC SMASHED RED POTATOES | $4 |
| SWEET NEW ORLEANS SLAW | $4 |
| BALSAMIC GLAZED BRUSSEL SPROUTS | $4 |
| GRILLED ASPARAGUS | $4 |
| HAND CUT FRIES | $4 |
| GARLIC SMASHED RED POTATOES | $4 |
| SWEET NEW ORLEANS SLAW | $4 |
| BALSAMIC GLAZED BRUSSEL SPROUTS | $4 |
| GRILLED ASPARAGUS | $4 |
| HAND CUT FRIES | $4 |
| GARLIC SMASHED RED POTATOES | $4 |
| SWEET NEW ORLEANS SLAW | $4 |
| BALSAMIC GLAZED BRUSSEL SPROUTS | $4 |
| GRILLED ASPARAGUS | $4 |
| HAND CUT FRIES | $4 |
| GARLIC SMASHED RED POTATOES | $4 |
| SWEET NEW ORLEANS SLAW | $4 |
| BALSAMIC GLAZED BRUSSEL SPROUTS | $4 |
| GRILLED ASPARAGUS | $4 |
| HAND CUT FRIES | $4 |
| GARLIC SMASHED RED POTATOES | $4 |
SOUPS |
|
| CHICKEN & SAUSAGE GUMBO | $5/$10 |
| Chicken thighs and andouille sausage in a smokey roux with jasmine rice. | |
| SHRIMP ETOUFFEE | $5/$12 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, holy trinity served with Cajun gravy and jasmine rice. | |
| CRAWFISH ETOUFFEE | $5/$10 |
| This needs NO description… | |
| CHICKEN & SAUSAGE GUMBO | $5/$10 |
| Chicken thighs and andouille sausage in a smokey roux with jasmine rice. | |
| SHRIMP ETOUFFEE | $5/$12 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, holy trinity served with Cajun gravy and jasmine rice. | |
| CRAWFISH ETOUFFEE | $5/$10 |
| This needs NO description… | |
| CHICKEN & SAUSAGE GUMBO | $5/$10 |
| Chicken thighs and andouille sausage in a smokey roux with jasmine rice. | |
| SHRIMP ETOUFFEE | $5/$12 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, holy trinity served with Cajun gravy and jasmine rice. | |
| CRAWFISH ETOUFFEE | $5/$10 |
| This needs NO description… | |
| CHICKEN & SAUSAGE GUMBO | $5/$10 |
| Chicken thighs and andouille sausage in a smokey roux with jasmine rice. | |
| SHRIMP ETOUFFEE | $5/$12 |
| Texas Gulf shrimp, holy trinity served with Cajun gravy and jasmine rice. | |
| CRAWFISH ETOUFFEE | $5/$10 |
| This needs NO description… | |
APPETIZERS |
|
| CHICKEN CHICHARRONES | $8 |
| Jalapeno salted fried chicken skins with ancho honey sauce. | |
| CRAB CAKES | $14 |
| Fresh lump crab, panko, lemon zest. | |
| SHRIMP COCKTAIL | $10 |
| Fresh Texas Gulf shrimp with a super-spicy house-made cocktail sauce. | |
| CAJUN EGGROLLS | $9 |
| 3 rolls with andouille sausage, chicken, and holy trinity. Cajun ranch dipping sauce. | |
| CHICKEN CHICHARRONES | $8 |
| Jalapeno salted fried chicken skins with ancho honey sauce. | |
| CRAB CAKES | $14 |
| Fresh lump crab, panko, lemon zest. | |
| SHRIMP COCKTAIL | $10 |
| Fresh Texas Gulf shrimp with a super-spicy house-made cocktail sauce. | |
| CAJUN EGGROLLS | $9 |
| 3 rolls with andouille sausage, chicken, and holy trinity. Cajun ranch dipping sauce. | |
| CHICKEN CHICHARRONES | $8 |
| Jalapeno salted fried chicken skins with ancho honey sauce. | |
| CRAB CAKES | $14 |
| Fresh lump crab, panko, lemon zest. | |
| SHRIMP COCKTAIL | $10 |
| Fresh Texas Gulf shrimp with a super-spicy house-made cocktail sauce. | |
| CAJUN EGGROLLS | $9 |
| 3 rolls with andouille sausage, chicken, and holy trinity. Cajun ranch dipping sauce. | |
DESSERTS |
|
| RUM CHATA CHEESECAKE OF THE DAY | $7 |
| BEIGNETS | $7 |
| Puff pastry covered in powdered sugar | |
| RUM CHATA CHEESECAKE OF THE DAY | $7 |
| BEIGNETS | $7 |
| Puff pastry covered in powdered sugar | |
Fishermens Special |
|
| Fishermens Special | $12.99 per person |
| Grilled/Blackened/Fried or try grilled with our dreamy lemon and garlic cream sauce! | |
MON-THURS |
|
| Domestic Longnecks | $2 |
| House Wines | $4 |
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Listing Amenities
- Accepts Credit Cards
- Casual
- Doesn't accept reservations
- Free of charge street parking
- Free parking lot
- Good for Groups
- Good For Kids
- Good for solo dining
- Has counter service
- Has fast service
- Has kids' menu
- Has private dining room
- Has seating
- Has toilets
- High chairs available
- Identifies as disability-owned
- Identifies as veteran-owned
- No delivery
- Offers takeaway
- Plenty of parking
- Popular for breakfast
- Popular for dinner
- Popular for lunch
- Popular with tourists
- Serves alcohol
- Serves beer
- Serves breakfast
- Serves brunch
- Serves coffee
- Serves comfort food
- Serves dessert
- Serves dine-in
- Serves dinner
- Serves happy-hour drinks
- Serves lunch
- Serves wine
- Wheelchair Accesible
Tags
Opening Hours
Closed Now
Closed
8:00am - 8:00pm
8:00am - 8:00pm
8:00am - 8:00pm
8:00am - 9:00pm
8:00am - 9:00pm
8:00am - 2:00pm
May 6, 2026
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